#5- The Appendix

The use of an appendix? It would be silly for one to assume that there is none! So how about this.

There are many different types of cells and thingies that use flagella or flagellum or whatever the heck it is to do celly things. Why can't our intestines use an appendix (not the supplementary material at the end of a text of course but the body part ) to stay put? Maybe it's fighting back some pretty rough currents. Give the poor guy a chance! Come on!

#4- Bologna

Ok so evidently... bologna is the man.

It stays fresh all the time! You can leave it in a landfill for three years and it would still taste the same when you got it back. Now that is talent people!

And thanks to my dad for helping out with that one. It was long ago to.... I wonder if he still remembers.

#3- Mrrr?

Why is it that the status of a woman will change like Miss to Ms. or Mrs. or whatever it is but a man is always Mr.?

Ok now that, I have no explanation for. Oh well!

#2- Stomach Contents?

My second thought came about because of my little "hang-off-the-bed" habit whenever I talk on the phone. It simply states the fact that when we turn upside down, the contents of our stomachs don't pour out of our mouths.

I guess this takes some kind of muscle or something, but still... I'm not trying to make my stomach not pour out! By that I mean that I'm not intentionally constricting my muscles to hold it back. I don't know. I think its very peculiar.

#1- Pineapples

Yes! I keep having all these sudden realizations all the time, so I figured I would keep them written down. I don't wanna lose all this useful info!! So I'll start with what has already hit me, and go on from there.Woohoo!

Pineapples look so much like palm trees. Ok yeah palm trees scare the heck out of me with the falling coconuts and all, but don't they just look so yummy?!

First Post!

So- I'm completely new to this whole blogging thing, and personally, I think that blog is probably one of the dumbest words ever thought up! I mean think about it... blog. Blog.

blog.

But anyway, so here i go! I wanted somewhere to post like all these little ideas and theories that I have... who knows maybe it will turn into something more. Something exciting! haha.